I'll probably choose different attire. |
I am in the woods with
two of my college track teammates. We are hunting for deer, hoping to chase one
until either it or we collapse of exhaustion. Suddenly, we see a strong,
many-point buck, and the chase is on. After a long, intense hunt through miles
of dense forest, the buck stops, turns around, and charges at me. Thinking
quickly, I assume a defensive crouch. Then, when the deer reaches me, I grab
him by the throat. I hold fast until the buck's eyes fill with blood, and he
collapses on the ground in front of me. Success.
I bring this up not as
some window into my budding psychopathic mind (though readers can perhaps
interpret it that way). No, what made me remember this dream was the appearance
of a video earlier this month of Gwynedd Mercy University senior Justin Deluzio
being totally leveled by a deer in the middle of his last college cross country
race. Here it is, if you somehow haven't seen it already.
Nothing like that has
ever happened to me in a race. I've jostled with other runners, fallen, been
spiked--many things, but never this. And I'm happy about that. There's little
worse than a major interruption to a race, and little harder than trying to get
back into the groove you had so carefully constructed prior to whatever
incident has laid you low. And while the incident was a bizarre misfortune, it
could have gone a lot worse for Deluzio, according to NPR. With the help of a teammate, he got up and finished his race, bruised and sore but otherwise fine, and with one heck of a fish--er, deer--story.
So yes, I'm glad no deer
has attacked me. But part of me--either the same part that still wants to confront a crazed clown on a run, or a part right next to that one--wants to get that close to a deer while running. For the dream I mentioned above was not a bizarre one-off. It was, in fact, a vivid subconscious depiction of one of my life goals: to persistence-hunt a deer.
Persistence hunting, for
those who don't know, or who have never been hunter-gatherers, is how our
hunter-gatherer ancestors got (and some modern-day humans get) much of their
food. They would chase animals for hours, even days, on end, and then, when the
animal finally tired, they would have their fill. I first learned about
persistence hunting when I read Christopher McDougall's Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen. McDougall focuses on the Tarahumara tribe in Mexico, who are legendary distance runners, to make a fascinating--if perhaps exaggerated--argument: that running (specifically, running to hunt) shaped our mental and physical development as
human beings.
Running was basically the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey. |
The legacy of running
also lingers in our modern obesity epidemic. The running-hunting model trained
us to eat as much as we could when food was available, since hunting our prey
meant we never knew when we would eat, and, after we ate, when we would eat
next. Today, food reliability is nowhere near as big an issue in the developed
world. But our bodies are still stuck in the past, and so they tempt us to
gorge at all opportunities.
So when I saw that video,
after I overcame my shock at something like that actually happening, my mind
turned again to persistence hunting. I put myself in Deluzio’s spikes. It's
probably for the best that I wasn't he, or that something like this has never
happened to me. Because I'm pretty sure the first thing I would have done after
I got up is run after that deer.
Those of you who don't
think this is either stupid or dangerous--remember, deer have antlers and hooves--probably think it's just
downright impractical. Deer are pretty fast, right? Well, yes. But they are only fast. They're great sprinters. Over
a long distance, however, they tire out. Humans are far from the fastest
animal, but we are near the top in terms of endurance, as McDougall notes.
Which is why my persistence hunting dreams aren't as impractical as they may
seem (even if they are still stupid or dangerous).
I'm aware that this could go badly for me. |
There are still a few
practical difficulties I'd have to work through, though, even if I were in good
enough shape to chase a deer to death. For one, deer are quite agile. They can
bound effortlessly through densely wooded terrain. To catch one, I'd either
have to become similarly agile (unlikely), become an excellent tracker
(possible, but time-intensive), or get one in a flat, open area--like, say, a
cross country course?--and keep it there (unlikelier still). But even if I
figured all of this out, there's one final difficulty: What would I do if I
actually caught one? Would it put up a fight? Would it just collapse of
exhaustion, leaving no work on my part? Would other deer show up to protect it?
All are possible.
Yet something in me keeps
this dream alive. Maybe it's the amazing story that would come from it, or my
longing for some hard-earned game. Or maybe it's the lingering remnant of the
primal spirit of our ancestors, who chased their prey across tundras, plains,
steppes, and savannas. If McDougall's right, then it was running--and
hunting--that made us what we are today, even if we no longer have to live as
our ancestors did. If that's true, then who am I to deny my humanity?
well finally got some horns on the ground.got to go to a friends lease in north texas,and was able to take a nice cull buck. Deer Hunting
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